Duck for Dinner
The Peabody Memphis Hotel in Memphis is famous for its ducks who live upstairs. Twice a day, these ducks get on an elevator and go...
That Other Feller
We were standing in line to enter a baseball stadium in Seoul In June of 2023, when we struck up a conversation with two gents from...
North Korea Makes Sense
We do and say many regrettable things as children. For example, my generation used to call each other “retards.” Of course, this is a...
Destroy the History
In 2014, ISIS destroyed the Monument of Jonah, which was a sacred place where citizens went to pray and meditate. In 2001 they destroyed...
The Smartest Man in the World
This article should be read only by married men. Today, I met a man that will cause you all to turn green with envy. He is comfortably...
Signage
The other day I was in a Captain D's and noticed that their employees were wearing corporate T-shirts. On the back was printed "Hand...
Before the Time of Birds
Many millennia ago, before the time of humans and mammals, before the time in which birds took to the air, there was a day, perhaps a...
Mind Numbing Fast Food
Reports on the healthy quality of fast food are abundant. There is also a myriad of writings about the quality of service at such places....
Smoke Out In Front
I don’t know if you recall an old time sports broadcaster named Vin Scully, or not. He has long since retired, but when he was...
Crapper Politicians
This year’s election offers the worst slate of candidates we have had in over a hundred years. I thought it impossible for the...